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Shappy’s law

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The car in front of you will start to brake as soon as …

• You pick up your cellphone to check your text message

• You pick up your cellphone to make a call

• You look over your shoulder to change lanes

• You look down at the radio to see the name of the song

• You move to change your CD

• You turn around to separate your kids

You always get rear-ended right after …

• You pick up your coffee to take a drink

• You stop for an elderly person crossing the street

• You are slowing in traffic to make a right hand turn

• You slow down for a school crossing zone

• You stop for a fire engine

• You stop for a police car

• You stop for an ambulance

The insurance company always tries to return your call …

• When you are in the bathroom

• When you are taking a shower

• When you are getting the kids ready for school

• Right after you leave your house

• Right after your cell phone dies

• Yeah right, an insurance company representative will never return your calls

 

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The insurance company’s settlement check arrives …

• Right after you call and tell them to cancel the check because it’s “lost in the mail”

• The day after you have left on vacation

• Right after you have moved residences

• Right after you have forwarded your mail

• The day AFTER your rent is due

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